Movies, lyrics, backpack patches, love.
My secret wish for Luci is for her to become a film director. I picture a little cutie-pie with frizzy hair at 7 or 8 years- old, running around donning a teeny-made-for-lil-girls Gorilla Biscuits t-shirt that her Dad made her, with a video camera, filming her stuffed animals. Then eventually, going to film camp. Some kids go to like regular ol →
25 Random Things- Luci Goosie Style
Did you notice when this thing was going around Facebook? I did one for myself a while back (remember, I love lists), so now I thought I'd do one for Luci Goosie, or Chubby Chapman as we've been calling her as of late. Her hair is insane. Like insane-in-the-membrane, nutzo-craze-o insane. Some days it's curly, some days it's flat. Every morning, →
Sweet, Savage Love
Needed to find an attention-grabbing subject line to grab ya back, reader.... that is, if there are any readers still out there. Sorry for my posting-hiatus (I don't count the last post about the stinky gym dude as a real post- I just needed to bitch). I've been uber busy. And, uber stressed. Work has been kicking my butt and →
Dear Skanky Gym Dude
Dear Skanky, smelly-ass Gym Dude, It is NOT ok to smell as bad as you do. It is NOT acceptable for you to come barging into the track like you own the place, with your dang smelly, stinky, deeeesgusting gym outfit made of crap. And, your stupid, stinky "running shoes" that aren't even running shoes at all, they've got no arch →